A G N’ R fan group on Facebook posted this picture this evening, with the caption “Clash of the RNR Titans.” I read the poster three times to be sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing, and then started calculating what I would need to do to get myself to Berlin by June 12. Food’s not important, right?
Now I’m imagining a Mick Mars–Slash duelling guitars face-off, like Mick Mars’ duel with two of himself during the Vegas shows. Phenomenal. Who wins the Berlin duel?

Daaayum. Well I’d defo have to win the lottery to pull this off. There’s just no way in hell for me. But oh holy crap I’d be there with bells on if I could pull it off.
If one of us wins Lotto, we both go!
Sounds good!! Shit, if I won enough we could ALL go. LOL
Hey don’t forget about me! LOL
Never!
Oh HELLL no we wouldn’t forget you!! LOL AS IF!
I’m going to answer my own question: Slash.